{"id":145,"date":"2008-09-03T16:50:23","date_gmt":"2008-09-03T20:50:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antipaucity.com\/2008\/09\/03\/retirement-party\/"},"modified":"2008-09-03T16:50:23","modified_gmt":"2008-09-03T20:50:23","slug":"retirement-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=145","title":{"rendered":"retirement party"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My goal is to retire by the end of the year. To make sure I reach that goal, I&#8217;m requesting donations from friends, family, coworkers, acquaintances, and outright strangers.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;d like to contribute to my retirement fund, please send me an email: retire@warrenmyers.com. Donations of any size are accepted, but I don&#8217;t give tax receipts.<\/p>\n<p>My goal: $1,570,796.33 by the end of the year. I have $3.14 as of today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My goal is to retire by the end of the year. To make sure I reach that goal, I&#8217;m requesting donations from friends, family, coworkers, acquaintances, and outright strangers. If you&#8217;d like to contribute to my retirement fund, please send me an email: retire@warrenmyers.com. Donations of any size are accepted, but I don&#8217;t give tax &hellip;<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=145\" class=\"more-link pen_button pen_element_default pen_icon_arrow_double\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">retirement party<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[16,21,31,48],"tags":[],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun","category-humor","category-personal","category-work"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=145"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=145"},{"taxonomy":"keyring_services","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fkeyring_services&post=145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}