What is wrong with people?<\/p>\n
Why is it that activities considered totally uncouth with “normal” chewing is thrown out the window when people chew gum?<\/p>\n
When you chew food, you chew with your mouth shut.<\/p>\n
When you chew food, you don’t crack it.<\/p>\n
You don’t blow bubbles.<\/p>\n
But when people chew gum, they feel the need to chew it all day, like cows, and crack it every few seconds.<\/p>\n
I hate gum because people that chew it are [almost] all assholes about it.<\/p>\n
It’d be nice if people could have some courtesy around others, but apparently gum chewing is the exception to being polite. Or maybe it’s just narcissism has risen to the national pastime of America.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
What is wrong with people? Why is it that activities considered totally uncouth with “normal” chewing is thrown out the window when people chew gum? When you chew food, you chew with your mouth shut. When you chew food, you don’t crack it. You don’t blow bubbles. But when people chew gum, they feel the …
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