{"id":139467,"date":"2026-10-22T01:28:26","date_gmt":"2026-10-22T01:28:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=139467"},"modified":"2026-10-22T01:28:26","modified_gmt":"2026-10-22T01:28:26","slug":"no-surprise-it-was-dictated-by-an-illiterate-wannabe-warlord-after-having-demonic-visions-telling-him-to-have-as-much-sex-as-he-wanted-with-any-women-as-possible-and-if-he-died-just-right-enoug","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=139467","title":{"rendered":"No surprise &#8211; it was dictated by an illiterate wannabe warlord after having demonic visions telling him to have as much sex as he wanted with any women as possible &#8230; and if he died *just right enough* he would get *another* 72 virgins in heaven! What a deal! \n\nCheat, lie, murder, and steal whatever you want from all the &#8220;unfaithful&#8221;: get personal sex slaves in heaven!\n\nThe funniest part? Satan (under the pseudonym &#8220;Allah&#8221;) did not even lie when he told Mohammed who he was &#8211; &#8220;the great deceiver&#8221;. \n\nMohammedism is incompatible with civilization"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">No surprise &#8211; it was dictated by an illiterate wannabe warlord after having demonic visions telling him to have as much sex as he wanted with any women as possible &#8230; and if he died *just right enough* he would get *another* 72 virgins in heaven! What a deal! <\/p>\n<p>Cheat, lie, murder, and steal whatever you want from all the &#8220;unfaithful&#8221;: get personal sex slaves in heaven!<\/p>\n<p>The funniest part? Satan (under the pseudonym &#8220;Allah&#8221;) did not even lie when he told Mohammed who he was &#8211; &#8220;the great deceiver&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>Mohammedism is incompatible with civilization<\/p>\n<p>  &mdash; M\u0250\u0279\u0279\u01ddu W\u028e\u01dd\u0279s (@warrenmyers)<br \/>\n  <a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/warrenmyers\/status\/2113079134754582918\">Oct 22, 2026<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<br \/>\nfrom Twitter https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers<\/p>\n<p>October 21, 2026 at 09:24PM<br \/>\nvia <a href=\"https:\/\/ifttt.com\/?ref=da&#038;site=wordpress\">IFTTT<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No surprise &#8211; it was dictated by an illiterate wannabe warlord after having demonic visions telling him to have as much sex as he wanted with any women as possible &#8230; and if he died *just right enough* he would get *another* 72 virgins in heaven! What a deal! Cheat, lie, murder, and steal whatever &hellip;<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=139467\" class=\"more-link pen_button pen_element_default pen_icon_arrow_double\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">No surprise &#8211; it was dictated by an illiterate wannabe warlord after having demonic visions telling him to have as much sex as he wanted with any women as possible &#8230; and if he died *just right enough* he would get *another* 72 virgins in heaven! What a deal! <\/p>\n<p>Cheat, lie, murder, and steal whatever you want from all the &#8220;unfaithful&#8221;: get personal sex slaves in heaven!<\/p>\n<p>The funniest part? Satan (under the pseudonym &#8220;Allah&#8221;) did not even lie when he told Mohammed who he was &#8211; &#8220;the great deceiver&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>Mohammedism is incompatible with civilization<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[792],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-139467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blih","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139467","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=139467"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139467\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":139468,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139467\/revisions\/139468"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=139467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=139467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=139467"},{"taxonomy":"keyring_services","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fkeyring_services&post=139467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}