{"id":138221,"date":"2026-08-09T17:53:12","date_gmt":"2026-08-09T17:53:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=138221"},"modified":"2026-08-09T17:53:12","modified_gmt":"2026-08-09T17:53:12","slug":"welcome-to-the-complaint-generation-spends-6-a-person-on-drinks-what-are-they-serving-veuve-cliquotbuy-some-flats-of-coke-and-sprite-even-at-the-high-end-they-are-under-a-buck-a-piece","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=138221","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to the complaint generation \n\nSpends >$6 a person on drinks? What are they serving &#8211; Veuve Cliquot?\n\nBuy some flats of coke and sprite &#8211; even at the high end, they are under a buck a piece &#8230; toss a couple bags of ice over them, and call it a day \n\nCakes cost ~$10 ea &#8211; https:\/\/t.co\/Vi7J7NKFxb"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Welcome to the complaint generation <\/p>\n<p>Spends &gt;$6 a person on drinks? What are they serving &#8211; Veuve Cliquot?<\/p>\n<p>Buy some flats of coke and sprite &#8211; even at the high end, they are under a buck a piece &#8230; toss a couple bags of ice over them, and call it a day <\/p>\n<p>Cakes cost ~$10 ea &#8211; https:\/\/t.co\/Vi7J7NKFxb<\/p>\n<p>  &mdash; M\u0250\u0279\u0279\u01ddu W\u028e\u01dd\u0279s (@warrenmyers)<br \/>\n  <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers\/status\/2086510784171921718\">Aug 9, 2026<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<br \/>\nfrom Twitter https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers<\/p>\n<p>August 9, 2026 at 01:51PM<br \/>\nvia <a href=\"https:\/\/ifttt.com\/?ref=da&#038;site=wordpress\">IFTTT<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome to the complaint generation Spends &gt;$6 a person on drinks? What are they serving &#8211; Veuve Cliquot? Buy some flats of coke and sprite &#8211; even at the high end, they are under a buck a piece &#8230; toss a couple bags of ice over them, and call it a day Cakes cost ~$10 &hellip;<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=138221\" class=\"more-link pen_button pen_element_default pen_icon_arrow_double\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Welcome to the complaint generation <\/p>\n<p>Spends &gt;$6 a person on drinks? What are they serving &#8211; Veuve Cliquot?<\/p>\n<p>Buy some flats of coke and sprite &#8211; even at the high end, they are under a buck a piece &#8230; toss a couple bags of ice over them, and call it a day <\/p>\n<p>Cakes cost ~$10 ea &#8211; https:\/\/t.co\/Vi7J7NKFxb<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[792],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-138221","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blih","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138221","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=138221"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138221\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":138222,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138221\/revisions\/138222"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=138221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=138221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=138221"},{"taxonomy":"keyring_services","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fkeyring_services&post=138221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}