{"id":135699,"date":"2026-06-01T17:45:48","date_gmt":"2026-06-01T17:45:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=135699"},"modified":"2026-06-01T17:45:48","modified_gmt":"2026-06-01T17:45:48","slug":"favorite-tweets-38117","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=135699","title":{"rendered":"Favorite tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I thought Tesla Full Self-Driving would make my commute easier.<\/p>\n<p>I did not expect it to expose me as the problem.<br \/>\nTurns out I was not \u201cdriving defensively.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I was conducting a one-man municipal audit of every idiot within 300 yards.<\/p>\n<p>Someone going 40 in a 25?<br \/>\nI had notes. https:\/\/t.co\/foybxyBQSx<\/p>\n<p>  &mdash; Dutch Rojas (@DutchRojas)<br \/>\n  <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DutchRojas\/status\/2061402851855725007\">Jun 1, 2026<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<br \/>\nfrom http:\/\/twitter.com\/DutchRojas<br \/>\nvia <a href=\"https:\/\/ifttt.com\/?ref=da&#038;site=wordpress\">IFTTT<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought Tesla Full Self-Driving would make my commute easier. I did not expect it to expose me as the problem. Turns out I was not \u201cdriving defensively.\u201d I was conducting a one-man municipal audit of every idiot within 300 yards. Someone going 40 in a 25? I had notes. https:\/\/t.co\/foybxyBQSx &mdash; Dutch Rojas (@DutchRojas) &hellip;<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=135699\" class=\"more-link pen_button pen_element_default pen_icon_arrow_double\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Favorite tweets<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[792],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-135699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blih","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=135699"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135699\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":135700,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135699\/revisions\/135700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=135699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=135699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=135699"},{"taxonomy":"keyring_services","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fkeyring_services&post=135699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}