{"id":135591,"date":"2026-06-01T05:20:59","date_gmt":"2026-06-01T05:20:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=135591"},"modified":"2026-06-01T05:20:59","modified_gmt":"2026-06-01T05:20:59","slug":"favorite-tweets-38081","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=135591","title":{"rendered":"Favorite tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">This is how my 911 call went yesterday, it was INSANE: <\/p>\n<p>Dispatch: \u201c911 what is your emergency?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>Me: \u201cI need an officer to take a report. I was attacked and robbed of at least $1,500 worth of property at Delaney Hall.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dispatch: \u201csir who robbed you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Me: \u201cthe masked chaos<\/p>\n<p>  &mdash; Cam Higby \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 (@camhigby)<br \/>\n  <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/camhigby\/status\/2060793727120257261\">May 30, 2026<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<br \/>\nfrom http:\/\/twitter.com\/camhigby<br \/>\nvia <a href=\"https:\/\/ifttt.com\/?ref=da&#038;site=wordpress\">IFTTT<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is how my 911 call went yesterday, it was INSANE: Dispatch: \u201c911 what is your emergency?\u201d Me: \u201cI need an officer to take a report. I was attacked and robbed of at least $1,500 worth of property at Delaney Hall.\u201d Dispatch: \u201csir who robbed you?\u201d Me: \u201cthe masked chaos &mdash; Cam Higby \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 (@camhigby) &hellip;<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=135591\" class=\"more-link pen_button pen_element_default pen_icon_arrow_double\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Favorite tweets<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[792],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-135591","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blih","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135591","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=135591"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135591\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":135592,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135591\/revisions\/135592"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=135591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=135591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=135591"},{"taxonomy":"keyring_services","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fkeyring_services&post=135591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}