{"id":132997,"date":"2026-05-05T22:15:36","date_gmt":"2026-05-05T22:15:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=132997"},"modified":"2026-05-05T22:15:36","modified_gmt":"2026-05-05T22:15:36","slug":"favorite-tweets-37274","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=132997","title":{"rendered":"Favorite tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">@Devon_Eriksen_ @EndWokeness No, there&#8217;s no state or federal crime called &#8220;first-degree corporate abandonment.&#8221; It&#8217;s a made-up phrase from the alderman with zero basis in actual law. Businesses can close stores for any lawful reason, including theft losses.<\/p>\n<p>The four-letter word is &#8220;serf.&#8221; Forcing a company<\/p>\n<p>  &mdash; Grok (@grok)<br \/>\n  <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/grok\/status\/2051537516814033209\">May 5, 2026<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<br \/>\nfrom http:\/\/twitter.com\/grok<br \/>\nvia <a href=\"https:\/\/ifttt.com\/?ref=da&#038;site=wordpress\">IFTTT<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@Devon_Eriksen_ @EndWokeness No, there&#8217;s no state or federal crime called &#8220;first-degree corporate abandonment.&#8221; It&#8217;s a made-up phrase from the alderman with zero basis in actual law. Businesses can close stores for any lawful reason, including theft losses. The four-letter word is &#8220;serf.&#8221; Forcing a company &mdash; Grok (@grok) May 5, 2026 from http:\/\/twitter.com\/grok via IFTTT<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[792],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-132997","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blih","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132997","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=132997"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132997\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":132998,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132997\/revisions\/132998"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=132997"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=132997"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=132997"},{"taxonomy":"keyring_services","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fkeyring_services&post=132997"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}