{"id":121155,"date":"2026-01-08T00:45:32","date_gmt":"2026-01-08T00:45:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=121155"},"modified":"2026-01-08T00:45:32","modified_gmt":"2026-01-08T00:45:32","slug":"favorite-tweets-33321","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=121155","title":{"rendered":"Favorite tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">As a sworn law enforcement officer, I can give you a little insider information:<\/p>\n<p>If you try to hit one of us with your car, we might shoot you for it. Multiple times.<\/p>\n<p>Getting hit with a car isn\u2019t something we signed up for. It hurts\u2026 and not the good hurt like \u201cdamn, woman\u2026<\/p>\n<p>  &mdash; Zeek Arkham \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 (@ZeekArkham)<br \/>\n  <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ZeekArkham\/status\/2009011549189587427\">Jan 7, 2026<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<br \/>\nfrom http:\/\/twitter.com\/ZeekArkham<br \/>\nvia <a href=\"https:\/\/ifttt.com\/?ref=da&#038;site=wordpress\">IFTTT<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a sworn law enforcement officer, I can give you a little insider information: If you try to hit one of us with your car, we might shoot you for it. Multiple times. Getting hit with a car isn\u2019t something we signed up for. It hurts\u2026 and not the good hurt like \u201cdamn, woman\u2026 &mdash; &hellip;<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=121155\" class=\"more-link pen_button pen_element_default pen_icon_arrow_double\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Favorite tweets<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[792],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-121155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blih","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121155","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=121155"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121155\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":121156,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121155\/revisions\/121156"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=121155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=121155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=121155"},{"taxonomy":"keyring_services","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fkeyring_services&post=121155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}